Tricksters Find their Paradise

 

The culturally aware tourist knew the polite way to treaty with a man on a donkey. 

 

 

"When will this silly girl stop drinking all my wine?" the man thought as he poured her another glass.

 

 

 

It had taken a lot of practice and daring journey into the space-time continuum, but our twenty-first century heroes finally found their way to the log-rolling competition of 1849. 

 

Despite the fear electrifying his every cell, the dentist felt a strange calm overcome him as he beheld the sheer magnitude of his task.

 

 

 

Meilin could not understand why the strange white lady wanted to run across a broken bridge just to hide underneath the very creature looking to sink its jaws into their flesh.

 

 

 

Fido did not appreciate his owner's entering him in this year's Extinct Pet show. 
 

 

The owner's wife, however, was determined to show up the neighbor's Sabertooth Tiger.

 

 

 

 

 

Mr. and Mrs. Smith inadvertently gave each other the same anniversary gift.

 

 

 

 

Isabelle had had another thing in mind when she said she wanted to learn how to use a knife.

 

 

 

The man could finally rest at ease knowing the giant knots in his shoulders had a pair of giant hands to take care of them.

 

 

 

"Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."

 

 

 

The patient thinks maybe her approach with the cute nurse hasn't been thought through.

 

 

 

"I'll take a mini dry red to go with my giant bread."

 

 

 

 

Michael Jackson had just one mind-blowing performance left...

 

 

 

 

 

They say you can lead a camel to water, but you can't make him get up after he's had his fill.

 

"I think I overslept," she said as she stepped out of her warm crypt.

 

 

 

It's a lovely day to drink from a dragon well.

 

 

 

 

The pair realized too late that their pirate experience was lacking.

 

"Please, tell me again how I'm the first foreigner you've ever seen!"

 

 

 

Model citizens are 'selfies' incarnate.

 

 

 

All things that go up must come down.

 

 

 

The delivery boy remembered too late that he had left his rope at home.

 

 

Yet he could not understand why the uproar over a few boxes.

 

 

 

The Angry Birds were furious at having to be flung on their off-day.

 

 

 

He meticulously coated each toenail in a bright red, careful not to lift his head for fear of what she would do to him if he did.

 

 

 

They followed the middle way and had discovered each other on the same path.